Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because today we're diving into a little slice of automotive brilliance – the Mini Hatch 2.0 Cooper S Classic Auto 3dr. Now, if you're in the market for a car that's as British as a cup of tea on a rainy afternoon, but with the kind of punch that would make a bulldog blush, then this is the motor for you.

Let's start with the numbers, shall we? This particular Mini Hatch has clocked a mere 29,433 miles. That's barely a warm-up lap for a car of this calibre. It's had just two owners, which means it's been cherished, loved, and probably polished more times than a royal sceptre.

Now, let's talk aesthetics. This Mini Hatch is finished in a suave shade of grey – the kind of grey that whispers sophistication and style. And with those Roof and Mirror Caps in black, it’s like a tuxedo on wheels. The Thunder Grey paintwork is the automotive equivalent of a Savile Row suit – sharp, timeless, and guaranteed to turn heads.

Step inside, and you're greeted by the Double Stripe Cloth in Carbon Black, paired with the Cloth-Leatherette in Black Pearl-Light Grey. It's a cabin that feels like a gentleman's club, but without the cigar smoke. It's comfortable, it's classy, and it's quintessentially Mini.

But let's not forget what's under the bonnet. This is the Cooper S, after all. That means a 2.0-litre engine that's ready to deliver a driving experience that’s as exhilarating as a rollercoaster ride through the Cotswolds.